Where can I buy...

a "This Is Not A Hot Topic T-shirt" t-shirt? I imagine Hot Topic will be selling them by next month, and I want to get in on the trend early. Sewiously, the trend-assclowns are not only ruining a healthy portion of things that are good, they're dredging up a lot of unneccesary and retarded things, too. Not only do they have a rack dedicated to corporate-gothing The Princess Bride, they are now selling "Hey Dude" shirts. Come on. "Hey Dude" was never cool. It never will be cool. In fact, "Hey Dude" has a lot of anti-cool associated with it. A ranch soap opera for twelve year olds is not remotely rebellious in any way. This is a death. This is not life. This is them trying to be a beautiful and unique snowflake.

When are kids going to learn that philosophy is not a fashion statement. I can feel a tumor of rage welling inside me when I think about the "goth" TPB shirts and stickers (stickers, for fuck's sake!). I'm going to have to buy all of my video game apparel from Penny-Arcade now. *sigh*

And if I see anyone wearing a "Hey Dude" shirt, their life is forfeit.