Halo: The Movie

And no, that's not a joke. Microsoft has hired a script writer to translate Halo to film. At least they're getting the script done themselves instead of selling off the rights first. And hey, if it gets made and they do a good job, I'm all for it. Let's just not repeat SMB. Rule 1: no John Leguizamo.

And for those of you not in the know, that's Penny Arcade, not a painful piercing procedure.